The drummer: Lover of Pabst and maker of noise. He’s the thick, musty peanut butter to Mark’s satisfying jelly as the other half to the rhythm section. When he plays the drums he melodically fucks your ear holes with his dynamic, hypnotic groove. Although this son has a habit of getting a little too dickerd behind the kit, he keeps time like an old worn out, yet dependable Timex. Keep an eye on this son when he’s in between sets because when he’s not banging the drums, he’s trying to bang your wife. His influences include Nick Mason, Keith Moon and John Bonham; But not for their genius behind the drum set. No. For their ability to keep time and tempo whilst playing drums absolutely dickerd.
Peace Love & Rock On
